My phone has been ringing off the hook lately. People keep saying “Kyle, your birthday is only 2 weeks away, what do you want?” Well, besides your friendship….
28 sucks, man. I was talking to a substitute teacher at the school where I work and someone asked her when she graduated and she said “2003.” And I said, “from college?” and she said, “no, from high school.” and I said, “oh, so you’re still in college?” and she said, “no, I graduated last year.” and I said, “you’ve had time to start college and graduate since 2003?! Did you graduate early??” her: “No. It’s been five years since 2003.” me: “It has not been five years since 2003! You’re a filthy liar!” *Long awkward pause as everyone in the room stares at me.
Ok, so maybe I didn’t call her a “filthy liar” but you get the idea. It was a hard moment for me.
28 sucks, man. I was talking to a substitute teacher at the school where I work and someone asked her when she graduated and she said “2003.” And I said, “from college?” and she said, “no, from high school.” and I said, “oh, so you’re still in college?” and she said, “no, I graduated last year.” and I said, “you’ve had time to start college and graduate since 2003?! Did you graduate early??” her: “No. It’s been five years since 2003.” me: “It has not been five years since 2003! You’re a filthy liar!” *Long awkward pause as everyone in the room stares at me.
Ok, so maybe I didn’t call her a “filthy liar” but you get the idea. It was a hard moment for me.